1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,762 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,102 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,396 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,912 This is Waterloo. 6 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,958 Here Napoleon, the brilliant military genius 7 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,293 tasted his most bitter defeat. 8 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:48,131 Yes, and if I am so brilliant, how come I lose the war? 9 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,509 Most annoying, old chum. 10 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,636 But tell me, Nappy, before I blast you 11 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,014 why do you always keep your hand in your coat pocket? 12 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,474 That, monsieur Wellington 13 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,561 is more brilliant military genius. 14 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,981 Le telephone! I call the reinforcement. 15 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,568 I say, beastly clever, that Corsican. 16 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:08,944 Stop you, bounder! 17 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,615 Hello, operator. Long distance to Touché Turtle. 18 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,868 Yes, mon cherie, I will hold the line. 19 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:27,045 Meanwhile, a few thousand miles away 20 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,214 the great Touché plies his trade. 21 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:33,719 Duh, it's Orville Meany, Touché. He just robbed the bank. 22 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,014 Relax, Dum Dum, just a routine case. 23 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:41,226 Okay, Meany, drop everything. This is a citizen's arrest. 24 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:45,272 Yipe! I-it's Touché Turtle. 25 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,152 I'll be glad when we're off the gold standard. 26 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,572 [Touché] Hello? Oh, hi, Nappy. 27 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,949 How are Josephine and the kids? 28 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,577 What's that? Waterloo, eh? 29 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,871 Okay, Nappy, be right over. 30 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,499 - Gee! - Touché away! 31 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:08,629 - Gee! - Hey, Touché, wait for me! 32 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,843 Okay, Nap, what's the problem? 33 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,596 Well, I am just minding my business. 34 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,264 Going around conquering countries 35 00:02:20,389 --> 00:02:23,727 when this fellow Wellington starts picking on me. 36 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,105 Ah-ha! Fire one! 37 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,399 Mais, oui. The attack. 38 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,946 Good work, Nappy. You made him give himself away. 39 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,409 As a great military strategist 40 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:43,080 I suggest you two stage the counterattack 41 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,831 while I cover the rear. 42 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,333 What a brilliant genius. 43 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,336 Not only that, but he's smart too. 44 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,214 Ah-ha! The counterattack. 45 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:56,175 I shall parry with a tactical diversion strategy. 46 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,680 - Come right in, gents. - Thanks. 47 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,559 Yipes! We've been out-strategied, Dum. 48 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:10,649 Phew! That was close. 49 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,943 Help! 50 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,656 Nice work, Touché. You broke our fall. 51 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,121 Now then, we employ my great military invention 52 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,455 the catapult. 53 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,041 Monsieur Touché, will pull the string 54 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,836 and be hurled at monsieur Wellington. 55 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,547 - Gosh. - What a genius. 56 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,091 Well, here it goes. 57 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,722 I guess it's still got a few bugs in it, Touché. 58 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,893 Now, messieurs, we shall make military history. 59 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:51,022 You, monsieur Touché, will roll the rock from that high cliff 60 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,317 and I will maneuver monsieur Wellington beneath it. 61 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,611 Oh, boy, are you smart. 62 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,364 Positively brilliant. How do you do it? 63 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,742 Many years of self-denial. 64 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,039 Nice day for a war, eh, monsieur Wellington? 65 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:12,335 Is that why you called me here, you bounder? 66 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,924 Oh, dear. What horrible luck. 67 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,720 - But, monsieur, come back. - You had better give up, sir. 68 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,930 [Wellington] I have you personally surrounded. 69 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,558 Uh, Nappy, better look out. 70 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,563 [Touché] What now, Nappy? 71 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,815 Now for my last brilliant strategy. 72 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:38,195 - What's that? - Unconditional surrender. 73 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,697 Duh, that's strategy? 74 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,993 You must admit, this ain't so bad. 75 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,995 Old Welly gave me the whole island 76 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,039 of Saint Helena for myself. 77 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,041 There's only one thing wrong with it. 78 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,626 [Dum Dum] What's that, Touché? 79 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,588 When the tide comes in, it gets awfully wet.